I have to admit, shooting yourself in the foot while shouting “I win” has got to be the most hilarious way to admit defeat that I’ve ever seen! Just when I thought that I’ve seen it all in the Clown World Theater, somebody steps up and says “hold mah beer…

Well, if I know how to do something that you don’t, and you’re now trying to get me to teach you after you decided not to pay attention, then it’s painfully obvious that I am smarter. Honestly, do people go beg an idiot to teach them how to do something?…

I get such a kick out of people who put more effort into trying to prove others wrong but don’t seem to have the time to put into actually proving themselves right. For example, I recently had one person insist on telling me that I was looking on the wrong…

There must have been a new law passed sometime in the past 10 years that bans the reading of all instructions and user manuals. I’ve also recently discovered that this even applies to people watching instructional videos. The only thing that people will take the time to read are messages,…

Wrap your head around this…Due to the fact that I don’t use Facebook, friends and relatives of mine knew that my mom died 5 days before I did. Eventually, somebody came to this website to send me a message to ask me what (if any) funeral plans there were. The…

My new year’s resolution this year was to start whittling down my give a fuck list, and so far I’ve knocked 5 people off that list that I’ve taken just entirely too much shit from in my life. I tried to be helpful when I could and all it resulted…

Some people just need you to type things out in braille and jam it up their ass before they’ll actually understand and remember what you tell them. I swear there are some people who only listen to you long enough to tell when you’ve stopped talking and can’t be bothered…

I’m sorry Larry, it appears that you’ve had a bit too much to think…This month’s rant is brought to you by the thought police who spend entirely too much time worrying about everybody else’s personal opinions and beliefs! If you don’t like a person’s opinions and beliefs, why would you…

I think back to when I left my optician job in August of 2011 and how the manager of the joint got “offended” because I said that I no longer have the stomach for babysitting welfare cases and people that are actually too stupid to pass a vision test. She…

Here we are in the first couple weeks of January 2022, and people are still trying to tell me “oh, you’ll be back”. Sounds to me more like they’re trying to convince themselves rather than trying to convince me. Sorry, that shit ain’t happening, there is nothing good about Fakebook…