I thought for sure they were going to squeeze that Monkey Pox bullshit for the next Election Infection, but it turns out that the winner is the Bird Flu. I’m curious, though. What happened to all of the new Covid variants that were supposed to be 10 times as deadly?…
Sorry, AI Can’t Even Un-Stupid An Idiot
Ever since the recent advent of the AI pissing contests, I’ve noticed that certified idiots in the computer world have gone all in on it and think this is the answer to all of their problems. They don’t seem to realize that they’re actually admitting that they really aren’t all…
Fact Checking Mr. Short Bus Window Licker?
The rant entitled “Short Bus Window Licker Finally Lost It!” triggered quite the avalanche of inquiries via my various communications channels for more details. Some of them from actual clients of his that I used to assist, which I find completely hilarious because they certainly aren’t followers of mine. This…
Top 10 Douchebaggery Exhibits Of 2023
I generally avoid in-person interactions as much as possible because I haven’t had a cold since I started working from home in 2015, and I’m in no hurry catch somebody else’s virus again. With that being the case, I mostly communicate with people via email or text message where many…
Short Bus Window Licker Finally Lost It!
The laughable IT company owner from this post finally lost his shit after getting clowned again and realizing that he’s really not all that and a bag of cookies. Nothing pleases me more than watching a certified idiot’s head implode when they have a pipe dream of something they so…
2023, Year Of The Certified Idiot
Last year had to have been the biggest year of certified idiots proving that they suffer from clinical stupidity that I’ve ever had to endure. No exaggeration at all, every 2 months I had a front row seat to the most laughable self-owns. Each time, I thought “it can’t get…
What’s Taking Those “Experts” So Long?
Two computer “experts” who always insist that I’m wrong and think they’re proving their point by trying to gaslight me with confirmation-bias web links, still haven’t figured out one of the most elementary things in the Mac OS, Unix, and Linux operating systems after two months. Again, exactly what are…
That’s A Hilarious Way To Admit Defeat!
I have to admit, shooting yourself in the foot while shouting “I win” has got to be the most hilarious way to admit defeat that I’ve ever seen! Just when I thought that I’ve seen it all in the Clown World Theater, somebody steps up and says “hold mah beer…
Measure Twice, Cut Once!
Anybody ever been told that old plan-ahead rule before? Measure twice, cut once. It means, have your shit together and your ducks in a row before executing your plan. This is why I always have a guinea pig device to get my shit together with first, before I go make…
You Think You’re So Much Smarter!
Well, if I know how to do something that you don’t, and you’re now trying to get me to teach you after you decided not to pay attention, then it’s painfully obvious that I am smarter. Honestly, do people go beg an idiot to teach them how to do something?…
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