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Author: Uncle Pleasant

TikTok Says: You My Puppy Now

October 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Big Tech FuckUps

Whenever I need a good laugh, I know that I can easily find one in a person who thinks “Facebook bad, TikTok good”. Let’s see, Facebook is the big evil overlord that pilfers your personal information and shares it without your permission, but a Chinese company that does even worse…

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I’ve Raised My Standards, So Up Yours!

September 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Without fail, I will encounter some douchebag every week that thinks their laughable standards are something that I must aspire to. Whether it’s somebody local to me who thinks their mediocre life is something spectacular or some moron posting comments on one of my videos on one of my YouTube…

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How Do You Like Me Now?

August 22, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

My new year’s resolution this year was to start whittling down my give a fuck list, and so far I’ve knocked 5 people off that list that I’ve taken just entirely too much shit from in my life. I tried to be helpful when I could and all it resulted…

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Join My MeWe Group Already, Cronies!

August 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Random Randomness

It never fails, narcissists get online and instantly think they need to have a group or forum somewhere to spread their message and beg for (if not, demand) praise. It’s generally pretty easy to bait people into following you in these groups or forums, all you need to do is…

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I Have a Title and I Know How To Use It

July 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Few things amuse me as much as somebody who has what they think is an important sounding job title and convinces themselves that they’re just all kinds of important everywhere in the world. I don’t care what it is, group admin, team lead, department manager, shift foreman, director of restroom…

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Little-League Pissing Contests

June 17, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

If there’s one thing that Facebook actually good at doing, it’s turning people into little-league pissing contestants. “Look at what I’m eating, look at what I’m drinking, look at what music I’m listening to, look at what YouTube video I’m watching!” I always thought it was a joke that people…

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Let Me Type That Out In Braille For You

June 10, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

Some people just need you to type things out in braille and jam it up their ass before they’ll actually understand and remember what you tell them. I swear there are some people who only listen to you long enough to tell when you’ve stopped talking and can’t be bothered…

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Don’t You Dare Hold Any Unacceptable Views!

May 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

I’m sorry Larry, it appears that you’ve had a bit too much to think…This month’s rant is brought to you by the thought police who spend entirely too much time worrying about everybody else’s personal opinions and beliefs! If you don’t like a person’s opinions and beliefs, why would you…

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Windows, Icons, Mouse Pointers – WIMPs!

April 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Big Tech FuckUps

I know that I’ve mentioned this before in another post here before, but I used to work for this computer repair joint in Scottsbluff, NE named Connecting Point (I’ll be honest, it was more like a pawn shop that did computer repair on the side). They had this “manager” who…

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Some People Just Want To Be Offended

March 14, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

I think back to when I left my optician job in August of 2011 and how the manager of the joint got “offended” because I said that I no longer have the stomach for babysitting welfare cases and people that are actually too stupid to pass a vision test. She…

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