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Author: Uncle Pleasant

Join My MeWe Group Already, Cronies!

August 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Random Randomness

It never fails, narcissists get online and instantly think they need to have a group or forum somewhere to spread their message and beg for (if not, demand) praise. It’s generally pretty easy to bait people into following you in these groups or forums, all you need to do is…

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I Have a Title and I Know How To Use It

July 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Few things amuse me as much as somebody who has what they think is an important sounding job title and convinces themselves that they’re just all kinds of important everywhere in the world. I don’t care what it is, group admin, team lead, department manager, shift foreman, director of restroom…

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Little-League Pissing Contests

June 17, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

If there’s one thing that Facebook actually good at doing, it’s turning people into little-league pissing contestants. “Look at what I’m eating, look at what I’m drinking, look at what music I’m listening to, look at what YouTube video I’m watching!” I always thought it was a joke that people…

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Let Me Type That Out In Braille For You

June 10, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

Some people just need you to type things out in braille and jam it up their ass before they’ll actually understand and remember what you tell them. I swear there are some people who only listen to you long enough to tell when you’ve stopped talking and can’t be bothered…

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Don’t You Dare Hold Any Unacceptable Views!

May 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

I’m sorry Larry, it appears that you’ve had a bit too much to think…This month’s rant is brought to you by the thought police who spend entirely too much time worrying about everybody else’s personal opinions and beliefs! If you don’t like a person’s opinions and beliefs, why would you…

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Windows, Icons, Mouse Pointers – WIMPs!

April 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Big Tech FuckUps

I know that I’ve mentioned this before in another post here before, but I used to work for this computer repair joint in Scottsbluff, NE named Connecting Point (I’ll be honest, it was more like a pawn shop that did computer repair on the side). They had this “manager” who…

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Some People Just Want To Be Offended

March 14, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

I think back to when I left my optician job in August of 2011 and how the manager of the joint got “offended” because I said that I no longer have the stomach for babysitting welfare cases and people that are actually too stupid to pass a vision test. She…

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The World Needs Computer Driver’s Licenses

February 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard somebody say “I’m not an IT person” as if it’s a valid excuse for them driving their computer off a cliff or not being smart enough to reset their own password somewhere. You know, that makes as much sense as telling…

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One Year, and Still No Facebook

January 12, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

Here we are in the first couple weeks of January 2022, and people are still trying to tell me “oh, you’ll be back”. Sounds to me more like they’re trying to convince themselves rather than trying to convince me. Sorry, that shit ain’t happening, there is nothing good about Fakebook…

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I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning

December 14, 2021 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Or, maybe I actually just love the smell of melting snowflakes on YouTube in the morning. Starting in May of 2020, I took a 1+ year break from YouTube because the snowflakes and sheeple were coming out of the woodwork like a roach infestation. The virtue signaling and the victim…

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