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That’s News To Me! Now On YouTube

March 15, 2023 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Random Randomness

Last year I decided that my first YouTube channel was going to change gears and all future greenhouse & aquaponics stuff would be published on my second channel. The reason being, the first channel had become majorly over-run by libtards, snowflakes, trolls, and general keyboard warriors. Therefore, my first channel…

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Is It Cell Phone, Or “Self-Owned”?

March 1, 2023 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Big Tech FuckUps

Do you have one of those friends that’s “so in the know”, “so well informed”, “so skilled at copying and pasting URLs”? The best part is when their URLs come from Reddit or CNN and the copy & paste warrior thinks they’ve really made a valid point. What about one…

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Reading Instructions Now Banned!

February 15, 2023 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

There must have been a new law passed sometime in the past 10 years that bans the reading of all instructions and user manuals. I’ve also recently discovered that this even applies to people watching instructional videos. The only thing that people will take the time to read are messages,…

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Still No Facebook 2 Years Later

January 15, 2023 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Considering the fact that I’m still seeing Facebook stupidity without even having a Facebook account anymore, all of those ass-clowns who said “you’ll be back” are still wrong and will continue to be wrong. Unlike the libtard Twitter twats, I didn’t announce my departure from Facebook to be an attention…

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1 Year Later, And I’m Still Not a Better Person

December 25, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Random Randomness

Anybody who was waiting on me to become a better person in 2022 will just have to wait until the end of 2023 and hope for the best. I fully intended to have all of the dead weight whittled off my give a fuck list in the first couple months…

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My WuFlu Experience? Not Impressed…

December 1, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: WuFlu

As I continuously suggested ever since all of this Covid bullshit began in 2020, we’re being played and the seasonal flu is still going to be a far worse illness. Took me more than 2 years to finally catch it and I was less than impressed. I slept it off…

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How Dare I Not Follow Your News?

November 1, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

Wrap your head around this…Due to the fact that I don’t use Facebook, friends and relatives of mine knew that my mom died 5 days before I did. Eventually, somebody came to this website to send me a message to ask me what (if any) funeral plans there were. The…

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TikTok Says: You My Puppy Now

October 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Big Tech FuckUps

Whenever I need a good laugh, I know that I can easily find one in a person who thinks “Facebook bad, TikTok good”. Let’s see, Facebook is the big evil overlord that pilfers your personal information and shares it without your permission, but a Chinese company that does even worse…

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I’ve Raised My Standards, So Up Yours!

September 15, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

Without fail, I will encounter some douchebag every week that thinks their laughable standards are something that I must aspire to. Whether it’s somebody local to me who thinks their mediocre life is something spectacular or some moron posting comments on one of my videos on one of my YouTube…

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How Do You Like Me Now?

August 22, 2022 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

My new year’s resolution this year was to start whittling down my give a fuck list, and so far I’ve knocked 5 people off that list that I’ve taken just entirely too much shit from in my life. I tried to be helpful when I could and all it resulted…

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