I’ll never understand people who plow themselves headlong into a mental meltdown over the mere sound of a word, or another word that somewhat rhymes with one of their trigger words. They never consider for even a minute that they might be suffering from a mental disorder and should seek…

I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have a difficult time keeping a reliable stock of Amish Country Popcorn on-hand for the next 4 years. I just bought a 5-pound bag in November and it’s already half gone because I make a big ass bowl every day when I watch…

PRO TIP: If you don’t know shit about electronics, don’t try your hand at a repair job just to see if you can figure it out. Secondly, don’t make this attempt while you’re high or drunk. Lastly, don’t ask me to fix the broken clusterfuck that you actually made worse!…

When this Juneteenth bullshit became an official federal holiday in 2021, I told my employer at the time (Eric Miller of Mazaroth IT Solutions) that I thought it was the most retarded name for a holiday and don’t even know what this made up word is supposed to mean. In…

I generally avoid in-person interactions as much as possible because I haven’t had a cold since I started working from home in 2015, and I’m in no hurry catch somebody else’s virus again. With that being the case, I mostly communicate with people via email or text message where many…

Considering the fact that I’m still seeing Facebook stupidity without even having a Facebook account anymore, all of those ass-clowns who said “you’ll be back” are still wrong and will continue to be wrong. Unlike the libtard Twitter twats, I didn’t announce my departure from Facebook to be an attention…

Without fail, I will encounter some douchebag every week that thinks their laughable standards are something that I must aspire to. Whether it’s somebody local to me who thinks their mediocre life is something spectacular or some moron posting comments on one of my videos on one of my YouTube…

Few things amuse me as much as somebody who has what they think is an important sounding job title and convinces themselves that they’re just all kinds of important everywhere in the world. I don’t care what it is, group admin, team lead, department manager, shift foreman, director of restroom…

If there’s one thing that Facebook actually good at doing, it’s turning people into little-league pissing contestants. “Look at what I’m eating, look at what I’m drinking, look at what music I’m listening to, look at what YouTube video I’m watching!” I always thought it was a joke that people…

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard somebody say “I’m not an IT person” as if it’s a valid excuse for them driving their computer off a cliff or not being smart enough to reset their own password somewhere. You know, that makes as much sense as telling…