My Disclaimer, Not Yer's

The contents of this website are protected by the first amendment to the US constitution which grants us the right to freedom of speech/expression and freedom of press. This is a satire/parody website, it is not intended to be taken 100% seriously (it's about a 50/50 split). Please refer to "Hustler Magazine v. Jerry Falwell" if you are still unclear on exactly what this means. If you choose to send hate mail to the webmaster, you will just end up looking like a fool because your email will be published here and other people will see it and think you're an idiot for taking anything on this website seriously.

The webmaster of this site is an equal opportunity offender. If you live in Minatare, then you have just as much right to be offended as anybody else that lives in Minatare. If you're offended and you don't live in Minatare, then you should move to Minatare and buy one of the many houses that are for sale here so you have a right to be offended. If you live here or anywhere else and got a laugh out of this website rather than getting offended, keep coming back and share links to this site with your friends and family!

Look at this website the same way that you would look at any one of David Letterman's monologues or any other satire website. Does David Letterman post a disclaimer on your screen before he starts his show, or is his viewing audience just naturally smart enough to know the difference between humor and reality? If you can't tell the difference between humor and reality, then it's safe to say that you probably shouldn't be here.

If you don't like this website, then you have all the right in the world to put up your own website to tell people your opinion of this one. But this website is not an open forum, nor are there any laws that require the webmaster to give visitors equal time to post responses to any content here. Since no real names are ever used here (other than the name of the town) nothing on this website can be construed as slander, libel, or defamation. The name of the town is just an Indian word that translates to "little shïthole on the prairie" and it's not protected by any trademark, so its use on this website (just like everything else on this website) is perfectly legal.

Even though the webmaster of this site does like to focus on the reality of the stupid shït that goes on in Minatare, he is not above making jokes about things. Again, if you are too dim to tell the difference between humor and reality, or if his jokes make you get your panties all up in a wad and it makes you want to hire an attorney to spank his naked ass in front of the city office on a Sunday afternoon, then it's probably a safe bet that [this website] is more your speed.


XeroxLeft 2006 - Some Trailer Trash, All Rights Reversed (See My Disclaimer) This is a satire/parody website, if you take it 100% seriously, then you're a freakin' idiot!