How the fuck did that stupid twat spend a billion dollars in 3 months, end up $20 million in debt, and still manage to lose to the evil orange man who only spent one third of that? Also, where did those 16 million voters go? When you total up the…

Well, here’s your proof that the libtards will do ANYTHING to remain in power and destroy this country! All I can say is that I hope the libtards are now willing to live with the standard that they’ve set, because I sure as hell am. I say that this is…

Well, if all the LGBTQ-RSTUV-BFD alphabet people get to have their own pride month, and “day of visibility”, and who knows how many other days out of the year, then I say the rest of us get our own month as well. Black people also get their own month and…

The rant entitled “Short Bus Window Licker Finally Lost It!” triggered quite the avalanche of inquiries via my various communications channels for more details. Some of them from actual clients of his that I used to assist, which I find completely hilarious because they certainly aren’t followers of mine. This…

The laughable IT company owner from this post finally lost his shit after getting clowned again and realizing that he’s really not all that and a bag of cookies. Nothing pleases me more than watching a certified idiot’s head implode when they have a pipe dream of something they so…

I have to admit, shooting yourself in the foot while shouting “I win” has got to be the most hilarious way to admit defeat that I’ve ever seen! Just when I thought that I’ve seen it all in the Clown World Theater, somebody steps up and says “hold mah beer…

Well, if I know how to do something that you don’t, and you’re now trying to get me to teach you after you decided not to pay attention, then it’s painfully obvious that I am smarter. Honestly, do people go beg an idiot to teach them how to do something?…

I get such a kick out of people who put more effort into trying to prove others wrong but don’t seem to have the time to put into actually proving themselves right. For example, I recently had one person insist on telling me that I was looking on the wrong…

There must have been a new law passed sometime in the past 10 years that bans the reading of all instructions and user manuals. I’ve also recently discovered that this even applies to people watching instructional videos. The only thing that people will take the time to read are messages,…

Wrap your head around this…Due to the fact that I don’t use Facebook, friends and relatives of mine knew that my mom died 5 days before I did. Eventually, somebody came to this website to send me a message to ask me what (if any) funeral plans there were. The…