Few things amuse me more than telling somebody who thinks they’re a force to be reckoned with, that even their best tool in their arsenal can’t possibly have any meaningful impact on me. Yeah, I realize that your daddy is the same age as I am and used to be…

Wouldn’t it suck if you put a shit ton of effort into trying to convince an employee who’s smarter than you, that he’s actually an idiot because he doesn’t have your certifications, and he gets hired by one of your main service providers because experience speaks louder than certifications? Wouldn’t…

Last year had to have been the biggest year of certified idiots proving that they suffer from clinical stupidity that I’ve ever had to endure. No exaggeration at all, every 2 months I had a front row seat to the most laughable self-owns. Each time, I thought “it can’t get…

Two computer “experts” who always insist that I’m wrong and think they’re proving their point by trying to gaslight me with confirmation-bias web links, still haven’t figured out one of the most elementary things in the Mac OS, Unix, and Linux operating systems after two months. Again, exactly what are…

Anybody ever been told that old plan-ahead rule before? Measure twice, cut once. It means, have your shit together and your ducks in a row before executing your plan. This is why I always have a guinea pig device to get my shit together with first, before I go make…

Don’t you just love certified idiots? Meaning, people who have adopted their certifications as their actual identity, but couldn’t pass their certification exams upon a minute’s notice if their lives depended on it. Yep, too certified to learn anything more or listen to somebody else. That’s exactly like a person…

As if those cell phowned (self-owned) clowns aren’t bad enough, people who see themselves as being oh-so-much smarter than everybody else and their addiction to Google search results for reinforcing their looney beliefs just might be worse. If you think that there are aliens that always hide on the dark…

Let us rewind a bit…My first computer was a Timex Sinclair ZX81 as a gift for my 14th birthday. Back in those days, there was no public internet, you couldn’t download computer programs. You actually had to code things yourself, whether you wrote it from scratch or typed it in…