I have to admit, shooting yourself in the foot while shouting “I win” has got to be the most hilarious way to admit defeat that I’ve ever seen! Just when I thought that I’ve seen it all in the Clown World Theater, somebody steps up and says “hold mah beer…
Anybody ever been told that old plan-ahead rule before? Measure twice, cut once. It means, have your shit together and your ducks in a row before executing your plan. This is why I always have a guinea pig device to get my shit together with first, before I go make…
Well, if I know how to do something that you don’t, and you’re now trying to get me to teach you after you decided not to pay attention, then it’s painfully obvious that I am smarter. Honestly, do people go beg an idiot to teach them how to do something?…
To all of the gullible and retarded sheep who told me “enjoy that ventilator“, I say “enjoy that 6th jab while you lay in bed with the WuFlu again anyway“! And, just to get a jump start on things, fuck you any anybody who looks like you, we are not…
Don’t you just love certified idiots? Meaning, people who have adopted their certifications as their actual identity, but couldn’t pass their certification exams upon a minute’s notice if their lives depended on it. Yep, too certified to learn anything more or listen to somebody else. That’s exactly like a person…
Fact check time…Two plus two equals four. There are only two genders, or there wouldn’t be a B in LGBTQ. A man wearing a dress and makeup isn’t a woman. There’s no difference between a programmer and somebody who does scripting. Certifications only prove that you passed a test. People…
I get such a kick out of people who put more effort into trying to prove others wrong but don’t seem to have the time to put into actually proving themselves right. For example, I recently had one person insist on telling me that I was looking on the wrong…
In keeping with the same computer idiot inspiration that fueled last two rants, the world’s would-be computer experts strike again! What the fuck is it with these people convincing themselves that AI can now replace the need for them to know how to do anything complicated? Not only that, they’re…
In the programming world, all that no-code and low-code “programming” garbage has a well deserved shorthand term, C4D (coding for dummies). Some companies have managed to convince simpletons that you can actually create an app without knowing a single bit of code. People who actually believe this garbage are actually…
As if those cell phowned (self-owned) clowns aren’t bad enough, people who see themselves as being oh-so-much smarter than everybody else and their addiction to Google search results for reinforcing their looney beliefs just might be worse. If you think that there are aliens that always hide on the dark…
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