I’ve checked all of my shirts, none of them have a sign on them that says “Complain to me about your problems“. I’m also not seeing a tattoo on my forehead or any of my caps that say that. This kind of shit is just one of the reasons that I left Facebook at the end of 2020, and I’ll be damned if some people didn’t somehow convince themselves that I just wanted to start reading the same bunch of cry-baby bullshit as text messages on my phone instead. Seriously?
Here’s an idea, pick an AI chat-bot that you like and spend all day complaining to it instead. It’ll talk to you as long as you like and they’re really good at pretending to give a shit about your problems. Sorry, all of you whiney-ass crybaby attention whores are just too damn exhausting for me. I have too many things going on in my life and I don’t have the time or energy listen to somebody cry about something they read on Fakebook or saw in a CNN story. Get a shrink!
You don’t like AI? Bummer, not my problem. You don’t like something Trump said or did? Again, not my problem. Got a problem with today’s music, TV, and movies? Seriously, I don’t give a damn, not my problem. Trade in your Give a Damn for a Don’t Give a Damn and you’ll be surprised at how much more peaceful life becomes. I’m not out to win a popularity contest, if people think I’m heartless because I don’t show empathy for their problems, that’s tough shit.
I’m not Ronald McDonald, this isn’t McTherapy, and I’m not here to take your disorder. Maybe check and see if you can get an emotional support kitty DoorDashed to you. Just get a damn pet! Maybe Zoloft actually is for you? Hell, try anything else besides coming to me with your problems! Honestly, I have never got up in the morning and wondered if anybody else was still upset about something they saw in a news story or read on Facebook. Spare me the crying.
It honestly seems to me like some people just didn’t get enough attention as a child and they’re still expecting their life to magically become perfect rather than just accepting the fact that it’s their own responsibility to fix it. I really have to wonder if the reason they come to me with their complaints is because they’re fishing for a savior. OK, here is your savior moment – delete your Facebook account, quit following left-wing news outlets, consider a 12-step plan or rehab.
I’m seriously convinced that some people just look for reasons to be upset, it’s like a recreational pass-time for them. Just like other people who recreationally go tent camping, I have no desire to be part of their activities, either. It seems to me that nobody really finds others’ recreational butthurtism to be slightly of any interest to them. Get some mental help or get used to nobody wanting to associate with you and stop wondering why nobody ever returns your calls.
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