If You Have Trigger Words, Just Off Yourself!

I’ll never understand people who plow themselves headlong into a mental meltdown over the mere sound of a word, or another word that somewhat rhymes with one of their trigger words. They never consider for even a minute that they might be suffering from a mental disorder and should seek therapy. No, they think the rest of the world should adjust their language to provide an emotional padded cell for them instead. Sorry, snowflake, this guy isn’t playing that game.

Believe it, or not, I know one of these snowflakes that is so fragile that all I have to do is say Biden’s name and she’ll go into a meltdown crying to somebody else about me engaging in political talk with her. But I’ll bet that if I said any other president’s last name prior to Clinton, she wouldn’t be smart enough to know who I’m talking about and wouldn’t bust out the crybaby routine. Get a clue, snowflake, I don’t even know enough about politics to engage in political talk!

If I were to say “Back when Biden took office, he sent out that second batch of stimulus checks, I didn’t need it but I couldn’t refuse it because I’d end up paying for it on my taxes anyway”. Does that amount to political talk, or is that actually just a statement of historical fact and basic economics? If it’s political talk, what part of it is politics? Look up the definition of the word sometime. Just mentioning a president’s last name isn’t politics or engaging in political talk. Get a grip, tard!

It gets worse, these delicate retards will even get triggered over words that rhyme with their trigger words. I could say “I’d be dead by then” and they will convince themselves that I said “I’d beat dead Biden”. Sorry, this is a serious mental illness and those people are the actual problem here, not the people casually speaking plain English. If you’re that fucking delicate, you should never leave the house without ear plugs and being packed in bubble wrap!

The fact is that these people are professional victims and consciously look for reasons to be offended so they can try to make other peoples’ lives as miserable as their own. Their habit of being a totally insufferable pile of shit resulted in everybody abandoning them, so they set out on a mission to get even with their shitty past by trying to make everybody else as miserable as they are. What’s the easiest way to do that? Adopt trigger words and over-react to hearing them.

I guarantee that any of you trauma junkies will forever dread the day that you pull one of those trigger word reactions on me because I will intentionally say things around you that rhyme with your trigger words. I’ll even make up brand new words just to watch you squirm. Be careful what games you try to play with me, because you can rest assured that I will milk it for all that it’s worth and make you drive yourself right off a cliff. I’m not the target that you’re hoping for!