I’d love to take these bitches seriously, but I can’t, I simply just can’t. Anybody who sports that “I have a job title, and I know how to use it” mentality has never impressed or intimidated me. I don’t care what their age or sex is, but if your sense…
I have never seen such a group of inept fucks before in my life and it seriously puzzles me how the hell they can still be in operation to this day. I’d like to ask exactly what the qualifications are to get hired there, but I had a girlfriend a…
I’ll never understand people who plow themselves headlong into a mental meltdown over the mere sound of a word, or another word that somewhat rhymes with one of their trigger words. They never consider for even a minute that they might be suffering from a mental disorder and should seek…
I can’t believe how some people can be so smart about some things, but be so damn gullible about other things that they could easily debunk in their own head with about 1 minute of critical thinking. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug! You could type out some…
I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have a difficult time keeping a reliable stock of Amish Country Popcorn on-hand for the next 4 years. I just bought a 5-pound bag in November and it’s already half gone because I make a big ass bowl every day when I watch…
Few things amuse me more than telling somebody who thinks they’re a force to be reckoned with, that even their best tool in their arsenal can’t possibly have any meaningful impact on me. Yeah, I realize that your daddy is the same age as I am and used to be…
How the fuck did that stupid twat spend a billion dollars in 3 months, end up $20 million in debt, and still manage to lose to the evil orange man who only spent one third of that? Also, where did those 16 million voters go? When you total up the…
PRO TIP: If you don’t know shit about electronics, don’t try your hand at a repair job just to see if you can figure it out. Secondly, don’t make this attempt while you’re high or drunk. Lastly, don’t ask me to fix the broken clusterfuck that you actually made worse!…
It never fails, I do an electronic repair on some piece of musical equipment for somebody, and they instantly think that I’m interested in playing in their band. “You playing in a band these days?” No, nor am I working at any other minimum wage job. Local bar bands around…
Wouldn’t it suck if you put a shit ton of effort into trying to convince an employee who’s smarter than you, that he’s actually an idiot because he doesn’t have your certifications, and he gets hired by one of your main service providers because experience speaks louder than certifications? Wouldn’t…
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