I have never seen such a group of inept fucks before in my life and it seriously puzzles me how the hell they can still be in operation to this day. I’d like to ask exactly what the qualifications are to get hired there, but I had a girlfriend a little over 10 years ago who got hired as a route driver there and that proved to me that there really are no job qualifications beyond having a clean driving record. They most certainly don’t utilize any kind of pre-hire common sense test.
I’ve owned my house for 25 years, in a town of 800 people, in a county of 27,000 people, and the FedEx depot is only a mere 8 miles away. It’s not like I live in a major metropolis and the street that I live on actually dead-ends in my driveway right in front of a commercial size greenhouse that can be seen all the way from our main street. Finding my house isn’t a complicated task, the address number is in gigantic blue 3D printed numbers right next to my front door.
Within the past 10 years, FedEx Ground built a brand new huge depot at the airport here to expand their capabilities and improve service, but somehow can’t find my damn house since then. These first rate retards continually deliver my packages to every other wrong address on my street, rather than the house with the actual correct number on it. Seriously, exactly what are the minimum qualifications to be hired as a FedEx router driver? Just a minimum 70 IQ?
This doesn’t appear to just be a local problem, either. Earlier this year I sent out a package via FedEx because I was using my employer’s account and the retarded route driver in the Corydon, IN area did the exact same thing. However, this slobbering retard delivered the package to the wrong address twice. Yes, he retrieved the package from the first wrong address and delivered it to the wrong address a second time! I honestly don’t believe this is just my bad luck.
I swear that FedEx is the Walmart of the package courier world. Ever noticed how Walmart will take an idiot from the pet supplies department and magically make them an optician in the vision center or a pharmacy technician? It really appears that FedEx just picks the applicant with the cleanest driving record and makes them a route driver, then they teach them the basics of tying their shoes, how to button their shirt straight, and how to correctly lick the windows.
Yo, FedEx hiring managers, here’s a tip. Lots of common-sense-challenged individuals have clean driving records because starting the car and driving 5 blocks to the grocery store is peak functionality for them. Desperate people will apply for whatever looks like the best paying job listing and think they can “fake it until they make it”. Just because you can hire them for a dollar more per hour than Walmart pays, doesn’t make them a good hire! Raise your standards!
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