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Author: Uncle Pleasant

FedEx Should Just Fold Up Shop

May 1, 2025 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Uncategorized

I have never seen such a group of inept fucks before in my life and it seriously puzzles me how the hell they can still be in operation to this day. I’d like to ask exactly what the qualifications are to get hired there, but I had a girlfriend a…

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If You Have Trigger Words, Just Off Yourself!

April 1, 2025 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

I’ll never understand people who plow themselves headlong into a mental meltdown over the mere sound of a word, or another word that somewhat rhymes with one of their trigger words. They never consider for even a minute that they might be suffering from a mental disorder and should seek…

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Selective Gullibility Is A Hell Of A Drug!

March 1, 2025 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

I can’t believe how some people can be so smart about some things, but be so damn gullible about other things that they could easily debunk in their own head with about 1 minute of critical thinking. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug! You could type out some…

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You Cried β€œWolf” Far Too Many Times!

February 1, 2025 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

I’m pretty sure that I’m going to have a difficult time keeping a reliable stock of Amish Country Popcorn on-hand for the next 4 years. I just bought a 5-pound bag in November and it’s already half gone because I make a big ass bowl every day when I watch…

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Did I Rain On Your Parade?

January 1, 2025 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Certified Idiots

Few things amuse me more than telling somebody who thinks they’re a force to be reckoned with, that even their best tool in their arsenal can’t possibly have any meaningful impact on me. Yeah, I realize that your daddy is the same age as I am and used to be…

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His Pronouns Are 45/47, Libtards!

December 1, 2024 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

How the fuck did that stupid twat spend a billion dollars in 3 months, end up $20 million in debt, and still manage to lose to the evil orange man who only spent one third of that? Also, where did those 16 million voters go? When you total up the…

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Drugs and Electronics Are Bad, Umkay?

November 1, 2024 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Terminal Douchebaggery

PRO TIP: If you don’t know shit about electronics, don’t try your hand at a repair job just to see if you can figure it out. Secondly, don’t make this attempt while you’re high or drunk. Lastly, don’t ask me to fix the broken clusterfuck that you actually made worse!…

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Sorry, Your Hobbies Aren’t My Hobbies

October 1, 2024 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Random Randomness

It never fails, I do an electronic repair on some piece of musical equipment for somebody, and they instantly think that I’m interested in playing in their band. β€œYou playing in a band these days?” No, nor am I working at any other minimum wage job. Local bar bands around…

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What, He Can See Our Support Tickets?!?!

September 1, 2024 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Certified Idiots

Wouldn’t it suck if you put a shit ton of effort into trying to convince an employee who’s smarter than you, that he’s actually an idiot because he doesn’t have your certifications, and he gets hired by one of your main service providers because experience speaks louder than certifications? Wouldn’t…

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1776 in 2024 Candle Has Been Lit!

August 1, 2024 Author: Uncle Pleasant Category: Clinical Stupidity

Well, here’s your proof that the libtards will do ANYTHING to remain in power and destroy this country! All I can say is that I hope the libtards are now willing to live with the standard that they’ve set, because I sure as hell am. I say that this is…

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