How the fuck did that stupid twat spend a billion dollars in 3 months, end up $20 million in debt, and still manage to lose to the evil orange man who only spent one third of that? Also, where did those 16 million voters go? When you total up the…
Drugs and Electronics Are Bad, Umkay?
PRO TIP: If you don’t know shit about electronics, don’t try your hand at a repair job just to see if you can figure it out. Secondly, don’t make this attempt while you’re high or drunk. Lastly, don’t ask me to fix the broken clusterfuck that you actually made worse!…
Sorry, Your Hobbies Aren’t My Hobbies
It never fails, I do an electronic repair on some piece of musical equipment for somebody, and they instantly think that I’m interested in playing in their band. “You playing in a band these days?” No, nor am I working at any other minimum wage job. Local bar bands around…
What, He Can See Our Support Tickets?!?!
Wouldn’t it suck if you put a shit ton of effort into trying to convince an employee who’s smarter than you, that he’s actually an idiot because he doesn’t have your certifications, and he gets hired by one of your main service providers because experience speaks louder than certifications? Wouldn’t…
1776 in 2024 Candle Has Been Lit!
Well, here’s your proof that the libtards will do ANYTHING to remain in power and destroy this country! All I can say is that I hope the libtards are now willing to live with the standard that they’ve set, because I sure as hell am. I say that this is…
Celebrate Straight White Pride Month!
Well, if all the LGBTQ-RSTUV-BFD alphabet people get to have their own pride month, and “day of visibility”, and who knows how many other days out of the year, then I say the rest of us get our own month as well. Black people also get their own month and…
As If We Need Another Federal Holiday
When this Juneteenth bullshit became an official federal holiday in 2021, I told my employer at the time (Eric Miller of Mazaroth IT Solutions) that I thought it was the most retarded name for a holiday and don’t even know what this made up word is supposed to mean. In…
The Election Infection 2.0
I thought for sure they were going to squeeze that Monkey Pox bullshit for the next Election Infection, but it turns out that the winner is the Bird Flu. I’m curious, though. What happened to all of the new Covid variants that were supposed to be 10 times as deadly?…
Sorry, AI Can’t Even Un-Stupid An Idiot
Ever since the recent advent of the AI pissing contests, I’ve noticed that certified idiots in the computer world have gone all in on it and think this is the answer to all of their problems. They don’t seem to realize that they’re actually admitting that they really aren’t all…
Fact Checking Mr. Short Bus Window Licker?
The rant entitled “Short Bus Window Licker Finally Lost It!” triggered quite the avalanche of inquiries via my various communications channels for more details. Some of them from actual clients of his that I used to assist, which I find completely hilarious because they certainly aren’t followers of mine. This…
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